lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

(via notchinurbedpost)


stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

(via notchinurbedpost)


mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

(via notchinurbedpost)


exactable:

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

(via notchinurbedpost)


littleladysugar:

ihavethetardiss:

m-ayu:

m-ayu:

i did a thing

conclusion: everyone is gay and it is very emotional 

guys u all think i’m lying but i can assure u i have never seen free before this is literally the information i’ve gotten from my dash 

"tragic past" iM CRYING RN

'everyone is gay and it is very emotional'

sounds about right

(via naruto-uzumagay)


therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(via notchinurbedpost)


sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via let-your-scars-be)


deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

(via notchinurbedpost)


jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(via notchinurbedpost)



meltesh28:

*does one homestuck art every fifty years* 

meltesh28:

*does one homestuck art every fifty years* 

(via unbalanced-contrivance)


kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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(via black-istheoldorange)


dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via thoseghosts)


lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

(via asvprock)


sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

(via slowur)