uarhi:

gameandwatch:

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

Bruh yes

(via journeyofascenecauser)


if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via nostalgic-outcast)


flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

(via tuesdays-we-wear-trenchcoats)


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yogaboi:

The next supreme

yogaboi:

The next supreme

(via nostalgic-outcast)


z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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(via thats-fergalicious)


Orange Is the New Black is a story of…

(via 314eater)


hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via pizza)


dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

(via underthecheesecake)


thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

(via thesunmaid)



alltrolllipsarenaturallyblack:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

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don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

casually going to like this for future reference

REFERENCES

(via thoseghosts)


deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(via burdenedwithgloriouspurposse)


cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

(via dekuvaati)


Cursing in San Francisco
fun.

rnateruess:

lightning-has-struck:

adambeckah:

fun. - Cursing in San Francisco

"FUCK YOU JACK. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JACK. fuck you you motherfucker!! you too fucking dost!! go eat a piece of shit!!"

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